My Recipe For A Happy Marriage

Tried and Tested!

Bachelors and bachelorettes looking forward to marrying, newly weds or honeymoon couples, post honeymooners, pre-children staged couples, busy working couples or at whatever stage of marriage you are in - this recipe is especially for you all who want their marriage to last and want it to be a happy one. This recipe was featured in the show of life and it has been adapted from love epicureans. It is a very easy recipe - no fuss - minimal ingredients - and can be tried by even beginners with confidence.

I want all of you to please note down the ingredients and the directions carefully. It took me eight long years to discover all the ingredients. Today as we enter the 9th year of our marriage, I would like to reveal the secret ingredients of our marriage. I have tried baking, adding and subtracting many ingredients, day after day and finally, I arrived at the final result. The recipe is no secret now and I would like to share it with you all.

The ingredients are not from some alien world nor is the technique as complicated as you might think. This proves that the recipe of marriage is not something difficult or complicated as we make it out to be. I guess most of you would have these ingredients in your home and at heart. Believe me, once you try it, you will not be disappointed. The end result is so magical that you will think why you didn't try it before. After having a slice of it, you will get drowned in the world of happiness. Oh no...in fact you will be able to think straight and also act normal. After all, who doesn't wish for a healthy appetite....oops I meant a happy married life! So let's not waste any time and get back to the recipe. 

Main ingredients: Love

Cuisine: Global

Course: Main 

Level of Cooking: Easy

Serves: One happy couple

Preparation time: Every moment
Cooking time: Daily
Total time: Forever

1 cup of love

1 tbsp of kindness

1 tbsp of compromises

4 tbsp flour of flaws

1 tbsp butter of forgiveness

2 tbsp of milk of earnestness

2 tbsp of understanding
a pinch of argument
1 tsp of trust (as baking leaveners)

Sweetness as per taste

For Garnish use laughter
For Greasing: few drops of patience

Step 1:

Mix love, kindness, compromises and sweetness with the flour of flaws into a large mixing bowl.

Step 2:

Add the butter of forgiveness and milk of earnestness. Beat them well till all the flaws dissolves into the mixture with earnestness.

Step 3:

Blend in understanding briskly till no lumps of differences remain. (Wait till the bubbles of anger start to burst at the top of the batter. Although my experiment says that waiting time can be avoided.)

Step 4:

Now add a pinch of argument. It adds a flavour of interest to your marriage. (It can be skipped as well.)

Step 5:
Grease your baking pan well with patience and line it properly with paper of loyalty. (The type of greasing to be used depends upon the leavening agent. If you use trust then loyalty can be avoided, since the batter of marriage will rise independently due to trust and not be dependent for gripping on the sides of the pan.)

Step 6:
Transfer all the combined contents into the greased pan of life. Bake it gently in sunshine forever. (You can also use moonlight to bake it but cooking time will be longer.)
Sprinkle with laughter and serve in generous portions daily.

- To get the desired consistency of the batter, add a few drops of blindness to the flour of flaws.

- If the pinch of arguments makes the batter bitter, just add a tbsp of healthy discussion or communication to make the batter better.

- Looks delicious when garnished with colors of your smile.

- Tastes best when served with dollops of love.

- Leftovers containing arguments can spoil the batter, so use it sparingly with a pinch of tolerance.

Note:
The original recipe can be found all over the internet but I would suggest you first try it at home using the above ingredients in proportions suitable to you. I read somewhere that happy marriage is not when perfect couples come together but when imperfect couples enjoy the differences together. So don't worry, just follow your heart. Do experiment with all the ingredients of life together with your life partner but keep aside ego, jealousy, distrust, lies and dishonesty, and the rest will work just fine. Also, this is not an instant recipe so take your time to bake it perfectly. Those of you who know the benefits of slow cooking will understand and appreciate that marriage needs to be developed, and built on healthy ingredients.

Hope you like my recipe for a Happy Marriage. Do try this recipe today and let me know your views. If you find this post useful, I would love it if you share it with your friends. It will definitely keep me motivated!

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